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July 28, 2009

This just in … special news broadcast … attention to those of you with holes in your pockets, unlimited vacation time or those who just prefer excessively high credit card debt …

The Grove Park Inn in Asheville, NC is offering a special running Sundays to Thursdays in August. For only $428, enjoy a two-night stay which usually costs a small Ducktails fortune, two passes to the world-renowned spa, and breakfast for the high-class hookers accompanying you.  

In just two short days, you can explore the likes of Asheville … hippies, Biltmore wine, hippies and more hippies. Head up to the Sky Bar which is in an old janitorial closet conveniently located near the fire exit of a 1930s Asheville building. It’s a step back in time, Dick Tracy time. Just remember your yellow coat. When you stumble back to the Grove Park, enjoy late-night piano at Elaine’s, a Vegas-style piano bar.

You won’t want to pass up this deal. The win-o and I are saddened that we can’t jump on it. We’ll just have to call up Mr. Vanderbilt himself to send him the catastrophic news.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. VOLTRON permalink
    August 7, 2009 11:55 pm

    So I’m a little behind on your blog …but just saw this entry! Amanda and I just returned from the GPI where we took advantage of this deal. I definitely made a drunken fool of myself at the Dueling Pianos bar where I submitted a request (accompanied by a $1 “tip” if you will) for MMMMBop, by the legendary boy band, Hansen. Yep. I was definitely the least popular person there.

    • ehagood permalink*
      August 10, 2009 8:16 pm

      I love MMMBop! Good choice.

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