Inspired by the ‘puter Hub and our days [years] of dating, he used this cocktail to liquor me up and take advantage of me. Did it work? I suppose, because he’s stuck, for better or for worse. While he typically served it in a plastic solo cup over ice, I decided to glamorize it into this classy martini. Because Malibu Barbie would totally drink out of an elegant martini glass. Ken wouldn’t have it any other way.
- 1 oz. coconut rum
- 1 oz. rum
- 1 oz. orange juice
- 1 oz. cranberry juice
- 1 teaspoon of triple sec
- 1 teaspoon of Rose’s of lime juice
- Slice of lime for garnish
In a martini shaker, combine all of the ingredients over ice. Shake it like a Polaroid picture. Pour into a martini glass. Gulp down like there’s no tomorrow. Take a jaunt in your red Ferrari, a swim in your pink and blue pool, then head over to the dream house for a brief nap. Change your outfits 20+ times because you can. Go to the Soda Shop with your BFF, Skipper.